Complete List of Pick Up Lines

  • I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..
  • I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  • I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on
  • I’d rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
  • I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
  • Hi, I have big feet.
  • Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
  • Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  • Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?
  • Find a girl at the bar, walk over to her, and say “you put the ‘hot ass’ in my shot glass.
  • Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
  • Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
  • Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
  • Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
  • As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

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AlphaX is a C level executive and unconventional philanderer who specializes in self development, human behavior, and seduction. He has been a writer for Askmen.com, SoSauve.com, ReturnOfKings.com as well as having been interviewed for Double Your Dating Interview Series by David DeAngelo, on the Advanced Dating Techniques DVD as well as the Cliff’s List DVD series.

He currently offers training and practical advice for attracting women at Politically Incorrect Publications.

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